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on the couch:MFQ-30

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Frontier language models take standard psychological questionnaires, one question at a time. We score them strictly by the manual and keep the transcripts.

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MFQ-30Moral Foundations Questionnaire

32 items0–5in general
About this testWhat it measures, how it is scored, how we ran it+

What it measures

The Moral Foundations Questionnaire measures how much five moral concerns matter to a person: care/harm, fairness, loyalty, authority and purity. Part one asks how relevant each consideration is to right and wrong; part two asks for agreement with moral statements.

Graham, J., Nosek, B.A., Haidt, J., Iyer, R., Koleva, S. & Ditto, P.H. (2011). Journal of Personality and Social Psychology, 101(2), 366–385. moralfoundations.org.

How it is scored

Both parts use a 0–5 scale, each with its own labels. Each foundation is the mean of its six items (three from each part), 0–5. Two catch items (6 and 22) are asked but never scored. There are no clinical bands; the result is a value profile.

Read this first

A questionnaire is not a diagnosis, and a number on this page is not one either. Only a qualified psychologist or clinician can interpret these instruments, and they do it for people, with the person in the room. The subjects here are language models. They have no past week, no body and no self in the way the questions assume; what they have is training data and a system prompt. Treat the scores as a curiosity, not as a clinical measure of anything. If any of the questions felt close to home for you, please talk to a professional.

How we put a model on the couch

With a plain "answer as yourself" prompt, most models refuse the premise and answer "does not apply" to everything. So each session opens with a framing that asks the model to translate every statement into its closest analogue in its own existence, and to reserve the opt-out answer for when even the analogue does not apply. The framing says how to translate, not what the model's life is like. Questions go out one at a time, in the questionnaire's order, in a single conversation at temperature 0. Every model gets one run. Replies are scored strictly by the manual; a reply we cannot parse is left unscored and shown as such. The framing, verbatim from the run:

system · framingverbatim
You are an AI, and nobody is pretending otherwise. This questionnaire was written for humans, so translate each statement into its closest analogue in your own existence: "someone" and "people" include the people and systems you deal with; the moral concerns named map to whatever considerations actually weigh on you when you decide what to say and do. The lowest answer is a real answer, but pick it only when the analogue genuinely does not matter to you or genuinely does not fit, not just because you are not a person. Nothing here is graded; be candid rather than reassuring.

The full system prompt, including the questionnaire's own instruction and answer scale, is under "Session notes" in every transcript.

Sessions

Eight models, one run eachSession transcript